Vinyl Goddess from Mars

She throws knifes like no other. Look at that dude chilling in the background.

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In the year 200 billion a small ship races across the galaxy taking The Vinyl Goddess From Mars to the esteemed intergalactic B Movie convention. In mid transit, a meteor shower strikes without warning and the ship is engulfed in a sea of rocks and debris. The Vinyl Goddess ejects and lets her ship crash on the strange planet below.

Debra Dare, who was the model for Vinyl Goddess of Mars.

Vinyl Goddess of Mars was modeled after Debra Dare, who was Miss Universe in 1993. When you buy this game, you receive a full color pin-up poster of her! There seems to be some confusing about other models posing for Vinyl. Her name is Debra Dare, not Debra Dutch, she had nothing to do with this game.

This game was originally planned as a sequal to Jill of the Jungle, but Epic Megagames was not happy with the quality of the game, and published Jazz Jackrabbit instead. The story was then changed and published by Union Logic as an original game. Still, Vinyl is a pretty unique game that has it's own surreal characteristics.

In this gallery you will find all three episodes of Vinyl Goddess From Mars: Episode 1: Forests of Old, Episode 2: Caverns of Chaos Episode 3: The Return. The ending of this game must be the least rewarding ending ever seen in a dos game! It's just a screen of text, telling you that you repaired your ship and you're gonna go finish her journey.

Cool jungle graphics combined with smooth gameplay, weird enemies and original weapons make this game pretty unique. Not to mention you play Vinyl, the hot babe from Mars. When you ordered this game you got a free pin-up of the model Debra Dare, dressed as Vinyl!

Transcription of the ending text

After trudging through the jungle for what seemed like days, Vinyl decides to rest. A fallen tree provides an excellent resting place and she quickly loses herself in a personal debate about what shade of red best compliments her lifestyle.

Shortly after deciding that shiny, bright, cherry red best suits her, something catches her attention. She notices the glint of steel in the distance. It is the thrust coil recompensator. Minutes later she pulls it from the mud and heads back to her ship. Once back at the ship, Vinyl refits the thrust coil recompensator and prepares to ignite the thrusters.

The ship purrs to life. As the craft gently rises upward Vinyl is able to see the green wondrous planet she has just escaped from shrink bit by bit and then vanish in the distance.